Wake-up call

Our story so far: My husband Tyler and I bought a 126-year-old Methodist church and spent nine months demolishing the interior and renovating it into a home. And we weren’t done yet.

# # #

Chapter 38

Chapter 38Tyler was a late August baby some fifty years ago, and he woke up early on his birthday the year we were renovating the church.

It was half past 3 o’clock.

Which is an eye-opener even for him.

He was tired, but couldn’t sleep, and his joints ached. Six weeks of all-out effort since our last break had taken a toll on his body.

I understood only a fraction of his complaints because I was still half asleep, but I remember clearly I couldn’t even squeeze in a “happy birthday, honey” before he said he was a “stressed-out wreck.”

Wrangling various contractors, who didn’t always see things the same way and argued about it loudly even though we were working inside a former peace-filled church, and making a thousand decisions a day was exhausting. On top of that, he was feeling the pressure of a self-imposed deadline of applying the last coats of polyurethane to the floors before we left to go camping over the long Labor Day weekend. And weeks ago, I made dental appointments for the both of us at 8 o’clock.

Birthday boy wasn’t beginning his day very happy.

Oh, boy, maybe buying and renovating a church wasn’t such a good idea, I thought in my sleepy haze punctuated by Tyler’s tossing and turning.

He finally got out of bed an hour later, and even though I really wanted to fall back to sleep in our warm and now motionless bed, I didn’t get the chance.

Tyler bellowed from the kitchen, “Where is the filter cap?!”

We used an AeroPress manual coffee maker (it really makes the best coffee), but sometimes we lose the filter or the filter cap in the garbage when we dispose of the used coffee grounds. Apparently, whoever used the coffee maker last the previous day—or possibly me when I cleaned up the kitchen though surely I couldn’t have been so sloppy—dropped the filter cap in the garbage. And I had efficiently taken out the garbage the night before, which meant I had to get out of bed to help look for the lost cap which led to us having to dig around yesterday’s cold coffee grounds and other detritus in a garbage bag outside.

I might have raised my voice in complaint.

At 4:45 a.m.

On Tyler’s birthday.

After waking up a bit more and resolving the coffee maker debacle, Tyler suggested we bring our insulated cups of java inside the church. He dragged the rolling office chair and a folding chair into the center of the sanctuary, where sunshine was beginning to stream through the now-clear-glassed windows. We were alone in the church, before any contractors showed up.

Low Talker, our painter, had finished painting the trim and walls of the sanctuary the day before. The room was bright and clean looking. Even though there were tools of various sorts all over the place, just as there had been pretty much nonstop for nine months, we could see how the room was going to look when we were done.

“We’ve come a long way,” I said, attempting to coax out the optimistic morning Tyler I knew and loved.

He was a little reluctant to cheer up. But it was hard to resist sitting in the huge, sunshine-filled room we would soon be living in.

“It’s going to look kick ass,” he said, with an emphasis on the word “kick.”

“Happy birthday,” I said.

“It’s about time,” he said.

“I couldn’t get in a word edgewise while you were complaining,” I said.

“I’m just tired,” he said.

“We just need to power through a few more days,” I said. “Then you’ll get a break.”

“I know,” he said. “It’ll be worth it.”

# # #

Tomorrow: Granddaughter’s door. Read about it here.

It is how you cross the finish line that matters

Our story so far: Cabinets throughout the old Methodist church were installed, and the place was beginning to look like a home.

# # #

Like the installation of our balcony railing, the installation of our counter tops was quick and satisfying. A week after the experts came to measure, they returned with finished stone and manhandled it into place. Because of the complexity of our kitchen island, they dry-fitted the granite during that second visit and returned a few days later to glue the finished pieces into place.

countertops in action
Hub of activity.

There was only one hiccup. Part of the beverage bar did not fit the first time. It had to be removed and refinished. Moving massive pieces of quartz and granite is not for the faint-hearted. At least four men were involved with every piece. I was reminded yet again about how heavy construction materials were, and grateful for the named and nameless men who helped us move items into the church.

When they completed their work, I would tour the church in the evenings, when everyone else was gone and quiet had descended on the place. I would pass my fingers along the cool, smooth stone of the countertops and, depending what room I was in, I’d imagine what it would be like to brush my teeth or chop vegetables or make a cup of coffee. We were nearing the point at which we’d have an operational bathroom, bedroom and kitchen which meant we could move into the church. All we needed now was a few tweaks by the electrician and by Glimfeather, our plumber (Glimfeather was on toilet duty, too). We were on to Phase Five: Finishing.

island countertop
Well, if you wanted glorious After shots of the installed granite, you’re going to have to wait (which is fair, since I have to wait, too). But these pictures give you an idea.
beverage bar countertop
Clearly, we’re still in a work zone. This is part of the beverage bar counter top.
master vanity countertop 2
Master vanity counter top.
upstairs vanity with countertops
Upstairs vanity. Those rectangle pieces of packaging paper? Mirrors, silly.

# # #

Tomorrow: Chapter 38 begins, telling of finishing details. Read it here.

Happiness is … a mudroom cupboard with doors

Our story so far: We installed the kitchen and bathroom cabinets in the old Methodist church we were turning into a residence.

# # #

closet window
This was the view from the mudroom into the master closet, with the laundry at the other end.

Throughout construction—especially after drywall—people asking about the window in our closet amused me.

No, we did not design a window into the closet.

But the hole at the end of the closet looked like a window for a while.

Instead, it was a slot for a bank of cabinets in the mudroom. They were designed at a height that would allow us to place a pew beneath them. Yes, a church pew! Tyler had owned this pew for decades; at one time he was responsible for shortening it and refinishing it. It sat just inside the front door of our previous home so people could sit to remove or put on their shoes. It would serve the same purpose in the new mudroom, which led from the garage.

One of our design rules was to build storage into every room, and the mudroom was no exception. A quick look at design magazines and blogs will tell you every homeowner’s headache is the “drop zone” in the entryway forever filled with clutter. A single little pew wasn’t going to cut it. But a bank of cabinets to store keys and purses, shopping lists and shopping bags, flashlights and lightbulbs might do the trick.

Tyler assembled the cabinets, and You-Can-Call-Me-Al installed them and trimmed them out. Suddenly the empty maw into the master closet smiled like an old man with new teeth. No one would be asking about the window in our closet anymore.

mudroom cabinets
The mudroom with the “window” closed.

# # #

Tomorrow: Counter tops, oh joy, counter tops! Chapter 37 wraps up. Read it here.

Sticking to it

Our story so far: We installed cabinets like mad when we could finally tackle this phase in the conversion project of the 126-year-old Methodist church.

# # #

Meanwhile, I had been working on the dressers that would become the vanity for the upstairs bathroom. After I painted them, most of the drawers wouldn’t close anymore, so I spent one morning sanding edges. I also dragged my lot of eBay crystal knobs to the hardware store to find appropriately sized screws.

You-Can-Call-Me-Al installed the dressers in the bathroom, created fillers and built a ledge for the makeup table in the center. More work would be necessary; Tyler would have to modify the drawers for the sink, I would have to paint all the added bits and pieces, and we needed mirrors, but like the kitchen, this vanity was ready to be measured for counter tops.

upstairs vanity in place
Crystal knobs: Good call, readers.

# # #

Tuesday: Cabinets for the mudroom. Wait, there’s cabinets in the mudroom? Check them out here.

 

When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt

Our story so far: The main refrigerator was installed with just an inch to spare in the old Methodist church we were turning into our home.

# # #

Past experience taught us that one refrigerator wasn’t enough. In our previous home, we made liberal use of a used refrigerator in the garage, especially when we entertained. So this time around, we designed room for not one but two additional refrigerators—one for beer and pop and one for wine. Once we added our Drinkpod water cooler and a coffee maker, surely we would have enough space for beverages for everyone. Including a beverage bar in the kitchen design was one of my favorite design ideas.

As was his wont, Tyler ordered both refrigerators online, and they arrived packed in multiple layers of plastic and cardboard. The beer cooler was dented (slightly), and the wine cooler’s door was awry.

A little bit of complaining yielded discounts on both. Tyler fixed the wine cooler door with 57 cents in new screws. We were happy with this result. It meant every appliance in our new kitchen was purchased used, at a discount or on sale. Given the extras required for the Craig’s List stove hood, this was good for the Tequila budget (with plenty of space to ice tequila in the future!).

beverage bar
Can I offer you a drink?

Both refrigerators were installed with only a little bit of finagling.

We were finally ready for counter tops. Tyler called the counter top company to come and measure.

# # #

Tomorrow: Cabinets for the upstairs bathroom. Check them out here.

Caution: Wide load

Our story so far: As we installed cabinetry and appliances in the kitchen of the old Methodist church we were converting into our home, a bit of creativity and old-fashioned ingenuity were required.

# # #

And then there was the refrigerator.

There had been no refrigerator in the display kitchen. I guess display people don’t need cold food. But we were real people, and ice cream was a requirement, not a negotiable.

When we designed our kitchen in the chome, there was a perfect 37-inch-wide nook on the left side of the back wall of the kitchen; the congregation had a custom cabinet in the space which we imagined might have stored bread and wine. This slot was maintained when Tyler installed the header to support the balcony. The drywallers drywalled the space, and we were set to shop. Only with five-eighths-inch drywall, our slot ended up 35-and-three-quarters-inch wide. A 36-inch refrigerator would not fit.

That’s OK, refrigerators come in a variety of widths. We knew we’d find one. And while we were shopping for the washer and dryer, we did find one. It was 35-and-five-eighths-inches wide. We liked it because it had more capacity than some 36-inch-wide ones (so much more than a skinny 32-inch-wide or 34-inch-wide refrigerator). It would be snug fit perhaps, but hey, we had an eighth inch to spare. We signed the dotted line and committed to a delivery date.

I suppose you know where this story is headed.

refrigerator hole
We will never speak of this wall that is crooked by an eighth inch again.

Back at the church we measured the twice we should have measured the first time.

We did indeed have 35-and-three-quarters inches at the top of the opening. But we had only 35-and-a-half inches at the bottom.

At one point, Tyler, who has used brute force in the past on obstinate inanimate objects, said he’d shove it in one way or another. I’m sure he could have.

But he reconsidered.

And he called the drywallers.

Who came by a few days later to replace the five-eighths-inch drywall with quarter-inch drywall, thereby buying us a whole inch of play, top and bottom.

Our painter Low Talker painted the slot just in time for delivery of our refrigerator.

No brute force required.

refrigerator in place
If it looks like the slot was designed for this refrigerator, it was!

# # #

Tomorrow: More appliances. More issues. Read about it here.

Little problem in the kitchen

Our story so far: We had finally progressed to the cabinets phase of renovation in the old Methodist church project.

# # #

stove vent
What a hood! What a deal!

We had purchased the stove hood as part of the castle door deal. The door seller had a strange variety of stuff in his garage, including the enormous wood stove hood. Tyler got him to throw it into the deal. This was long before we found the display kitchen and long before we purchased the 36-inch wide stove on Craig’s List, so we tiptoed around it in the basement for months.

It seemed like an incredible deal to me.

Until I saw the tab for the vent. The hood was just decoration. To make it operational, we needed a vent. In the correct size. Tyler found a new one he liked. Cha-ching.

No matter how good your vent, you need ducting to transfer the smoke (or whatever it coming off your cook top) to the outdoors. During the mechanicals phase, Tyler thought ahead enough to get ducting from the hood to the outdoors. Cha-ching.

The vent needed to be inside the hood, and that required You-Can-Call-Me-Al’s expertise. Cha-ching.

And to make a vent operate, we needed electricity.

So we put the electrician to work on the project. Cha-ching.

Of course, it wasn’t a simple connection. It didn’t work on the first try, so we would need to remove the vent, problem solve, and try again.

Cha-ching.

The incredible deal was actually a money pit. Or money vent, I guess. Poof, money floating out of the chome through the stove vent ducting.

# # #

Tomorrow: Hmm, the stove hood isn’t the only challenging appliance in the kitchen. Read about the other one here.

It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves

Our story so far: The display kitchen cabinets we found on Craig’s List for an incredible price to install in the church we were converting were a Rubik’s Cube without instructions. 

# # #

That’s the problem with doing it the way we did. We had a lot of jerry-rigging to do.

When a regular homeowner purchases a custom kitchen, someone comes to measure everything, draws up plans with illustrations and sends instructions to the installer. We measured, more than once, but our installation prep ended there. Which left of a lot of loose ends:

  • We switched cabinets on either side of the sink so the wine rack would face the beverage bar.
  • We ended up with a leftover drawer. You-Can-Call-Me-Al noted it would fit perfectly on the floor beneath the wine rack. It would be perfect for wine corks.
  • We eliminated the shelves and drawers and moved the glass-fronted cabinets to either side of the stove. The cream-colored shelves were moved to the blue beverage bar, so they required painting.
  • We shortened the tongue of the island and added cupboard doors so we could use the storage space. When cabinet doors in the wrong color arrived, our painter Low Talker spray painted them, and I glazed them. Ditto for the cupboard above the refrigerator.
  • I painted yards of kick plate and quarter round to match both the cream-colored cabinets and the blue ones.
  • We planned for a wider stove than in the display kitchen making the stove vent obsolete. Fortunately, we acquired a different one. But it was brown. We couldn’t decide if we wanted to leave it or paint it.

Oh, the stove vent. What a deal.

kitchen before countertops
The kitchen cabinets, topless, but in place.

# # #

Today’s headline is a quote from 20th century novelist Zelda Fitzgerald and wife of author F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Tomorrow: Penny wise and pound foolish. Read about our folly here.

When a problem comes along, you must whip it

Our story so far: My husband and I had toiled nearly nine months to transform a 126-year-old Methodist church into our residence.

# # #

Chapter 37

We were stuck on Phase Three of our project—drywall, paint and flooring—for so long, I’d forgotten what Phases Five, Six, Seven and Eight were, but I remembered clearly what had been working toward during all those long days sanding wood floors: Cabinets! Finally, we’d arrived at Phase Four of our project: Cabinets & Appliances.

Oh, we had been picking around the edges for some time. We bought the display kitchen and gotten a quote for having it delivered. When we heard the number, Tyler and I agreed it was much cheaper to rent a U-Haul and perform the heavy lifting ourselves. That day back in March was filled numerous references to Devo and “Lost in Space.”

“Crack that whip!”

“Danger, danger, Will Robinson!”

We whipped it good, and we didn’t bust anything; we earned our soup that day.

In the time between buying the display kitchen and picking it up, I worried I didn’t have enough storage space, but handling every single cupboard and drawer disavowed me of that notion. Since the church wasn’t ready for cabinet installation when the remodeling firm was ready to get rid of their display kitchen, so we handled every single cupboard a drawer again when we moved them from the rental unit to the church, but that was an exciting day that signaled we were done sanding floors (did I say “done”? We weren’t done, exactly, but instead of churning the ice cream, the next time we sanded we would be putting a cherry on top the sundae).

kitchen most of the summer
This is our kitchen looked for most of the summer (this wide-angle photo makes it look a more crooked than it was in real life).

Installing the laundry cabinets and the master bath vanity were the other bites we’d taken on the cabinet phase, but really, nothing compared to that kitchen. We had diddled with the upper cabinets and the additions we’d purchased during the rainy week of the longest days of summer but by the end of August, we were still waiting for the replacement cabinets in the right color (oh, that retailer was not going to like the review we planned to write—the firm epitomized recalcitrant).

kitchen in assembly
Um, where do we start?

In total, our kitchen cabinets were a Rubik’s Cube without instructions. We were moving around parts of the display kitchen, and we’d added a few pieces drawn from various sources, and now we had to figure out how to put them back together. And get them level. Tyler, You-Can-Call-Me-Al and I conferred several times that day, poring over the pictures we’d taken of the display kitchen when it looked like it was supposed to, instead of how it looked in pieces on the floor our church sanctuary.

# # #

Tomorrow: Getting there. Check it out here.