Raising the roof

Any insurance agent worth her salt is going to ask a few questions before insuring an older home.

When was the electrical updated?

How old is the plumbing?

What about the HVAC?

And…how old is the roof?

I’ve been filling out a lot of insurance applications lately, so these questions have been on my mind. Naturally, I can answer every one of them for Church Sweet Home.

When we bought the church almost nine years ago (has it really been that long?), we updated all of the electrical and about 98 percent of the plumbing. The two furnaces in the basement were relatively new, so they got to stay. We did, however, add a massive air-conditioning system because, the old one would not have kept the sanctuary cool in July.

The roof, though? The poor roof had to wait.

There were only so many contractors we could afford at one time, and electricians, plumbers and HVAC technicians had already emptied our pockets. We knew the shingles were living on borrowed time, but they managed to hang in there.

Until the chimney tattled on them.

Masons, at work, on the chimney

A couple of months ago we hired masons to tuck point the chimney because it was beginning to crumble and threatening to let water in. Since they were already 40 feet in the airโ€”and had absolutely no reason to sell us a roofโ€”we asked what they thought of the shingles.

They looked.

Then they poked around.

“Yeah,” they said. “It’s pretty bad.”

That’s about as unbiased an inspection as you’re ever going to get.

Tyler spent the next several weeks collecting estimates from what felt like half the roofing companies in southern Wisconsin. After comparing bids and asking more questions than an insurance underwriter, we finally signed on the dotted line.

And today was the day.

Naturally, the roofing crew arrived during a 90-degree day under an Extreme Heat Emergency.

That’s a cooler of ice water on the ground there.

Two men spent the day on our black roof tearing off old shingles, replacing damaged plywood and preparing for a brand-new roof. I took a stroll outside a couple of times to check on their progress (and take a break from my computer). Tyler wisely supervised from the safety of ground level.

At one point he bumped into a neighbor who’s lived here for 30 years. The neighbor couldn’t remember ever seeing the church reroofed.

Which tells me two things:

  1. We weren’t imagining that it was overdue.
  2. We got every last mile out of those old shingles.

It’s exciting to see another major project underway. It’s also a little terrifying watching people work that high off the ground, especially in this kind of heat.

So if you’re the praying sort, would you say a prayer for the men working on our roof? Pray for steady footing, cool heads, plenty of water breaks and a safe trip home when the job is finished.

One more thing before I go…

Tyler and I have also been plugging away on the belfry makeover I’ve been teasing for a while now. We’re not quite ready for the big reveal, but here’s a little sneak peek to tide you over.

More photos are coming soon!

From fright night to porcelain delight: basement bathroom before and after

There are few things more humbling than owning a building where the best bathroom option is โ€œtechnically functional.โ€

Basement bathoom: Before

When we first bought the old church, the only operational plumbing in the entire structure was the basement toilet. The kitchen sink didnโ€™t work. The bathroom sink didnโ€™t work. But that lonely toilet soldiered on, faithfully serving in what can only be described as survival conditions. That wainscoting? Uff-da.

The basement bathroom itself was the sort of room that inspires little girls to cross their legs and little boys to head for the bushes outside. Dark. Damp. Questionable. The kind of place where you half expected to hear ominous music for no particular reason.

Originally, the room was L-shaped, but we decided to close off the original entrance in order to build a shower into that narrow section. That meant creating an entirely new entrance through one of the churchโ€™s famously thick walls. And by โ€œcreating,โ€ I mean spending an entire day hammering, chiseling and questioning our life choices.

Open sesame!

Naturally, breaking through the wall somehow made the room look even scarier for a while. At one point, the only thing separating the toilet from the rest of humanity was a drop cloth hanging as a makeshift privacy curtain. Very spa-like, if your preferred spa aesthetic is โ€œmidwestern horror film under renovation.โ€

I can assure you, I never actually used the bathroom in that condition. Still, it served an important purpose: at least we didnโ€™t have to rent a porta-potty for the contractors.

Later, when we built the garage behind the church, the bathroom window disappeared entirely. For a while, the room was dark, dank and ugly enough to lower morale simply by entering it. But as weโ€™ve learned repeatedly during this renovation adventure, expertly installed drywall and good lighting can perform minor miracles. Also, a new vanity, courtesy of Facebook Marketplace.

Well, that and paint. Trim. And flooring. And a serious scrub brush.

No scrub brush could redeem that toilet. While functional, it had to be replaced, too.

Today, the basement bathroom is clean, bright and completely respectable โ€” proof that even the most frightening little corner of an old building can be redeemed with enough vision, elbow grease and willingness to chuckle about what came before.

Under the sink, where optimism goes to die

Since I often pop in here to show off impressive before-and-after photos, I thought Iโ€™d share a different kind of home improvement victoryโ€”one any homeowner can appreciate.

After returning to the old church following a months-long absence, I discovered a small leak under the kitchen sink. Tyler had just revived the inexplicably inoperable dishwasher with a $30 part, so I briefly considered blaming that andโ€ฆmoving on with my life. The leak was minor enough to ignoreโ€”tempting, reallyโ€”but I mentioned it anyway.

Tyler did not share my relaxed approach.

โ€œClean out under the sinkโ€”Iโ€™ll be in there in a minute.โ€

Good thing heโ€™s the diligent one. Within moments, he diagnosed the problem: a crack in the garbage disposal. Yes, the very same disposal that was installed brand new just eight years ago. Apparently, even appliances designed to handle garbage have their limits.

Cue the obligatory trip to Home Depot and a brand-new replacement.

What followed was a familiar domestic scene: Tyler hard at work removing the old unit and installing the new one, and meโ€ฆassisting. (By โ€œassisting,โ€ I mean handing him tools and quietly expressing a few expletives under my breath.) At one point, the project reset entirelyโ€”right back to the plumberโ€™s putty.

โ€œThink how much money Iโ€™m saving us! You didnโ€™t know I was so handy when you married me,โ€ he said cheerfully, as I passed him yet another screwdriver. (Four, in total, plus the electric drill. Who knew?)

By his count, Tyler has replaced about 20 garbage disposals in his lifetime. Iโ€™ve personally witnessed four of those in the past eight years, which feels like enough to earn some sort of honorary certification.

In the end, we have a brand-new disposal. The โ€œafterโ€ picture isnโ€™t exactly glamorousโ€”but it works, and more importantly, it doesnโ€™t leak.

Lesson learned: donโ€™t buy the cheapest garbage disposal, even if its job is, well, dealing with garbage. Because nothingโ€”and I mean nothingโ€”will derail your day quite like a plumbing problem.

If these walls could talk, they’d ask for cabinets

Ah, the basement.

When we bought the old Methodist church, it was a mostly wide-open space with a semi-functional bathroom and a furnace room. With all the square footage and R2 zoning, we knew we wanted some sort of mother-in-law’s apartment here. There were enough windows to provide lots of natural light and three exterior exits, so we knew we could do it without making it dungeon-like. So we transformed the basement into a three-bedroom apartment.

I’ve been teasing a reveal on our basement makeover for what seems like forever. Shall we begin with the kitchen?

Here’s a reminder of what we were working with. The congregation’s basement kitchen offered the typical pass-through for baked goods and casseroles after the worship service. We (and by we, I mean Tyler and St. Johnny) tore this out in the very beginning when we were still renting 40-yard dumpsters by the week.

The congregation left behind a bunch of unmoored cabinets that were mostly empty. In the very back of the biggest ones, where apparently no one could reach, I found treasures like cutting boards, a vintage tomato sieve and a commercial-sized sheet pan. Even the sink was gone! All these beat-up cabinets also found their way to the dumpster.

Tyler knew he wanted to put the new kitchen in this space because we already had a drain.

Months later when You Can Call Me Al joined the team, he offered us used kitchen cabinets he was removing from another client’s house. For free! You betcha we accepted!

The high-end kitchen had beautiful white cabinets. The only problem with them was they were built for a room with 10-foot ceilings. After Tyler and Co. covered the mechanicals, we were working with and an 8-foot ceiling. So instead of leaving room for a backsplash, we just put the upper cabinets right on top of the lower cabinets, leaving a dummy space underneath so we didn’t lose all the counter space. Where we couldn’t use the uppers, Tyler built rustic shelves. Just like the cabinets in the main kitchen, we made what we had work in our space.

Here’s how the cabinets looked before they were anchored. (You can also see all the two-by-four walls in the background that would eventually encase the bedrooms. You can also see all the mechanicals we covered with a ceiling. Amazing the transformative power of dry wall!)

That pole on the far right? There were six of them throughout the basement holding up the main floor. Some of them were encased inside the bedroom walls, but this one in the kitchen would be turned into a decorative (but still functional) column.

Finally, in 2022, we had drywall, flooring, lighting, operational plumbing, cabinets with doors, countertops and appliances. I’m skipping over many steps, but finally, we had a kitchen!

Talk about a home improvement!

Here’s a look from the other direction. You can see there’s still a sort of pass-through over the sink. We even used some of the leftover cabinets for a desk in the corner. The whole space is bright and light and functional.

One for the books in 2026

Anyone who owns any home knows the home improvement projects never end. When the house is new, the projects center around finishing and decorating. When the home is old, look out! The projects tend to be expensive, time-consuming and occasionally overwhelming.

For one thing, the structure that turns 135 years old this year needs a new roof. That might happen this year, it might not. But one project is solidly on the docket for 2026, and we ever want to do the roof, we’re hoping this one is not expensive, time-consuming or overwhelming.

Of all the spaces we have renovated in the ol’ chome over the years, the interior of the belfry has remained pretty much static. The bell tower on top was repaired in 2019 and remains operational. But the little second-story room beneath the bell is pretty retro.

Let’s go back in time to see how it looked when we bought the church in 2017.

Here is the doorway to the belfry the day we toured the church, before we even bought it. All that stuff in the foreground was the leftovers from Sunday School classes.

Here is some of the junk on the shelves inside the belfry.

And most alarming, here is the exterior wall of the belfry. The window had been covered up and we found a bullet hole in it!

Eventally, we cleaned the room out, replaced the window, switched out the door for a new windowed door to let the light into the guest bedroom and painted a coat of primer on the shiplap.

Here is how the shelves looked after we cleaned up and painted. That bell pull was brand new in this picture.

I filled those shelves with hundreds of books, only to revisit the room when I needed a new read. And that’s how the belfry stayed until last fall when I spent several days cleaning it out in order to create a clean slate for home improvement. I have at least a dozen boxes of books with which I could not part that are stored under the eaves.

Here’s how the little belfry room looks now.

At some point this summer, my husband will tackle this room, finishing the wall and floor treatments (not sure yet how) and rebuilding the shelves. I assume I’ll be called into battle to paint.

And then, and then! I’ll get to reshelve all my books. It will be the best little library you’ve ever seen!

I’m writing about it today as a way to making promises to myself (and my faithful readers) that I will fulfill later. So I don’t have the most satisfying after picture for you today, but I hope to share one at some point this year.

In the meantime, I will attempt to chronicle some of the other projects we tackled over the past four years, including the basement and the mancave. Never fear! The projects never end, so I guess neither will this blog. Stay tuned.

Signs of progress

Perhaps my silence here on Church Sweet Home indicates a lack of progress on our basement remodel.

Oh, ye of little faith!

My silence may indicate my slothfulness in writing updates, but updates are indeed occurring at Church Sweet Home. I will try to bring you up to speed with missives throughout this month, the last month of the year. Stay tuned, dear and loyal reader.


In the meantime, I have related news. I’ve started a new project, one with a namesake that honors the church: a blog about prayer named for the belfry of the church. I commissioned an artist to create a logo featuring our church bell. Are you the praying sort? You might find it right up your alley. Check it out by clicking here.

Look around: church conversions are everywhere

Our little Church Sweet Home is just another in a long line of church conversions. Churches across America (and the world) are losing membership and going on the market, so the opportunities to renovate an old church into a new home abound.

As I admit in my memoir about our church renovation project, Pinterest inspired me:

A quick look through the Pinterest website reveals some spectacular transformations, the sort of metamorphosis that inspired me. But youโ€™ll also find some horrors of awkwardly chopped-up spaces, dark rooms, strange window configurations and thoughtless appropriation of church symbolsโ€”like an altar reused as a bar. Ugh.

Search “converted churches” or “church conversions” and you’ll find enough transformative pins to distract you for hours.

Google, of course, will serve up a heaping platter of converted churches, too:

Want a church of your own to turn into your home or one already transformed? Check out realtor.com (someone there has a lot of fun with the headlines):

  • Truly divine! Your personal sanctuary awaits at this Indiana church
  • We pray a buyer finally makes an offer on this former Wisconsin church
  • Bow your heads: Awesome church-to-home conversion for sale in Pennsylvania
  • Hallelujah! Divine townhouse in converted church in Washington, D.C.
  • Strike gold with a converted church and miniature mining town in Eureka, UT
  • This colorful $1.6M converted church could start your Airbnb empire

Tyler still frequents these real estate listings. Quite often, he’ll often show me a run-down church in the middle of nowhere and ask, “Wanna do it again?”

I would do it again! For the right place and the right price, yes, I would.

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I tell the story of how we converted a 126-year-old Methodist church into our home in Church Sweet Home: A Renovation to Warm the Soul.

To get your hands on Church Sweet Home: A Renovation to Warm the Soul, the paperback is $12.49 on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Prefer an ebook? Youโ€™re in luck. The ebook is $4.49 and available at Amazon Kindle, Barnes & Noble Nook and Kobo.

Of basements, gutters and excuses

Let’s talk basements.

Our basement remains one of the outstanding projects here at our chome. Early on, we demolished the church kitchen and one wall in the bathroom, but now the basement expanse is simply storing Christmas decorations and lamps. Lots of random lamps.

The toilet in the basement bathroom is the only original bit of plumbing that came with the church. With a missing wall, it’s not a great space, despite the functioning flusher.

We’ve hesitated to get to work down there for three reasons. One, we’re still recovering from the renovation of the rest of the church. Lots of homes have unfinished basements, right? What’s the hurry? Two, finishing a basement costs money, and we’re spending money elsewhere (can you say “boat,” Tyler?). And three, and most notable, we’re watching for leaks. A wet basement is not a basement into which you want to put a lot of drywall.

When we purchased the church, the basement flooding was so frequent, standing water on the west side had damaged the floor tiling. I can only imagine the panic that gripped organizers of the food shelf that operated out of the basement when it rained hard on distribution days. We once observed an inch of water in this area. We solved the problem with a functional gutter before we even closed on the sale of the church.

Then we saw how groundwater leaked through the 18-inch thick foundation walls, especially on the south side. Tyler solved this problem by painting all the walls with basement waterproofing paint.

Heavy rains during construction that first spring caused water to pour in through the window wells on the north side. This, we addressed by building a garage and eliminating some of the window wells.

Still, when it rained a lot, we’d get water on the east side of the basement. We had gutters installed all around the church, and Tyler put St. Johnny to work installing a French drain system on the east side of the church. Proper dirt grading was implemented. This helped a lot.

In fact, we thought we had the basement water problem licked. For more than a year, the basement stayed dry, even when rain poured down.

But a couple of weeks ago, Tyler noticed a couple of gallons of water on the floor in the furnace room on the east side of the church. He traced the problem to the gutter on the east side. It’s twenty feet off the ground, but Tyler guessed it was clogged with pine needles since it hangs beneath the boughs of our beautiful and enormous pine trees.

Since he wasn’t interested in cleaning out a gutter twenty feet off the ground on the regular (or ever), he determined we needed gutter guards of some sort. Why all gutters don’t come with guards, I can only guess, but they don’t. Research led him to Leaf Filter.

I’ll spare you the sales presentation, which was exhaustive, let me assure you. The salesman delayed our supper by an hour the evening he visited. But he was effective. We invested in Leaf Filter gutter guards for all the gutters on the church structure and garage.

Leaf Filter
You go, gutter guy!

The Leaf Filter guys worked their magic earlier this week. When they cleaned out the gutter on the east side, they found four inches of pine needles and silt up there. Yuck! No wonder water was spills over the edges, into the ground and seeping into our basement. The Leaf Filter system comes with a lifetime guarantee against gutter clogs (lifetime of the building, people!), so we’ll see if system works to keep our basement dry.

This morning, we woke up to a pouring rain and a dry basement, so fingers crossed. Not that a dry basement will hasten the finishing, but at least a wet basement will no longer be an excuse for procrastination.

Weekend painting project

“And what is so rare as a day in June? Then, if ever, come perfect days,” opined poet James Russell Lowell. Perfect days, I think, for a little outdoor project.

chairs before
BEFORE

I painted a couple of beat-up chairs on just such a day last year. We found the chairs in our former rental house, and the property manager told us when we moved in, “They’re yours now!” One chair had been sitting outside through many rain storms from the looks of it. The seat had a crack in it. The other was stashed in the basement, covered in cobwebs. But whenever I encounter solid wood furniture that has seen better days, I see a potential paint project.

chairs after
AFTER

I sanded these beauties and swished on a couple of coats of Fusion paint. First the back spindles were painted in Sterling gray and then the rest of the chairs was painted in Raw Silk. I find the subtle contrast of two similar colors preferable to more dramatic color choices, but you do you.

chairs in situ
The chairs now sit in front of my desk in the upstairs bedroom/office.

Chairs quilt closeup

I draped a quilt top on one of the chairs. The unfinished quilt top was gifted to me from a former parishioner who believed it belonged in the church. It is quite old, I’m guessing from the early 20th century, and each of the white blocks features the name of a woman (and a few men) who belonged to the Methodist congregation at the time. I agree with my benefactor: the memento belongs here.

As I have mentioned many times here, I am repeatedly impressed with the way a couple coats of paint can improve a hunk of wood. The hardest part is the waiting between coats, and even that’s not so difficult when you can enjoy June’s gentle breezes.

 

TV news story shows polish of Church Sweet Home

The story Pauleen Le at CBS 58 worked up about Church Sweet Home casts a flattering light on our renovation project in a way my amateur photography on this blog or the black-and-white shots in my memoir never could.

video screen shot
A screen grab of the video.

To see Le’s Sunday Morning show story, click here. It’s worth five-and-a-half minutes of your time just to hear the church bell and creak of the door into the sanctuary. If you’re a regular reader who hasn’t had the opportunity to visit this little Methodist Mecca/Phoenix from the ashes in person, this video will satisfy your curiosity. The drone shots gave us a look even we have never seen of our house!

At one point in the video, I say “And we did it!” In a story about us and our house, that’s absolutely correct, but I feel compelled to credit here the workers and skilled craftsmen who helped us: St. Johnny, You-Can-Call-Me-Al, Reroofer, the Michelangelo drywallers, Glimfeather the plumber, Low Talker the painter, the spiral stairway proprietress, the electrician, the Lighting Savant, the expert at the glass store, our friend at Home Depot who rented us a floor sander twenty times, the guys who poured the driveway, the man who operated the crane that dropped the rafters for the Garage Mahal, several relatives who helped us in various ways, and many others. We did it, but we didn’t do it by ourselves.

Check it out, and let Pauleen Le know if you like her story. Thanks to her and her team, too.